Straight from the file containing “Songs that make you want to scrape your own ears off” comes this little ditty, courtesy of Mike Weinstein’s unbearbly white son, Scott Leigh. According to Daily Caller, the state Rep’s son “wrote, produced, choreographed and danced the lead in the music video.” The online publication observed, “the ad would easily fit into an advertisement break during an episode of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ – when the show was still in its prime. And, to clarify, the video is not a parody.”

The item was picked up and furhter savaged by Gawker.com, which issued this caveat: 

Warning: If you watch this video, a campaign song about Florida State Rep. Mike Weinstein, you will be hearing “Mike! Mike! Mike Weinstein!” all day. It’s just thatcatchy.  

So true. Watch it at your peril.

– Posted by Anne Schindler

Jessica Simpson has apparently been in and around the J’ville area, visiting the grandparents of her new Zen-boy beau Eric Johnson. According to US Weekly, which featured the above pic of the blonde starlet arriving at Jacksonville International Airport, Simpson stayed at the luxurious Ponte Vedra Inn & Club, which the magazine hilariously dubbed “modest” - twice.

“They looked cute together,” the mag quoted an “insider,” as saying, who noted the couple spent time with a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door (shocking behavior at a hotel, right?). The insider also observed that while the pair was strolling to their “modest” room, “Her hand was on his butt.”

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